Guess who's back, back again?!

Jebus is back in the building!

This time his most holy of holies makes his appearance on the door of a wardrobe in Romania. when asked for comment, the Son of Man issued the following statement:

"I suffed and died on a cross for this? For what?! For who?!* So I could end up in grilled cheese sandwiches and closet doors? F you people, all of you!"


* Editor's note: Jesus was a big Ricky Watters fan back in the day.

I Hope O'Reilly Shows Up At My Door!

"CALLER: Bill, this is the time of war. She [Plame] was a WMD analyst. She wasn't monitoring troop movements in India or something like that. She was working on this country's most pressing concern. This is an important issue, and I got one point about the media. If you want true, no-spin facts about this case, you can't do better than mediamatters.com.

O'REILLY: Ah! All right. Anyway, we get another nut on the air. That's the worst part of doing this. Ninety percent of the callers are good, and then you get nuts. Now, we should go to their house. We should all go because I can get their addresses when they call in. We can trace them back, and we should all go over and surprise them."