Evolution Debunked!

Once upon a time, there was a velociraptor! And there was also a drunk named Noah. And Noah took the velociraptor, and the raptor's girlfriend, and led them onto a big, wooden boat that he had built. And then the raptors went to work! -- killing and maiming all the little animals on the boat, which they found in twos, and which pleased them greatly, because there were two of them as well. Then god made a rainbow. The end.